Dad, you should spend more time with me instead of promoting peace.
| Disembodied Voice: Our story needs a prologue. Just so we're all on the same page, this is about five kids from outer space who like to blow things up and start wars. |
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| Relena: Dad, you should spend more time with me instead of promoting peace. |
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| Minister Dorlian: ... |
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| Relena: Ooh. It's a meteor. Pretty. |
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| Minister Dorlian: That's a spacecraft idiot, not a meteor. It's Operation M, where five kids are going to earth from the colonies to blow things up. |
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| Minister Dorlian: ...wait... Maybe it was a bad idea to tell you that... |
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| Heero: Ooh, a big shiny thing to blow up. And it's only my first day on the job! Cool! |
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| Heero: Oh wait, the military knows I'm here. |
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| Zechs: Does this mask make me look fat...? |
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| Zechs: Hi, I'm going to be your mortal enemy! Let's greet each other properly. |
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| Heero: Hmm. Shoot my worst nightmare, or fight her brother? |
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| Zechs: You know you'd rather fight me. |
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| Zechs: Wait. Your Gundam is stronger than my Leo. I need something better. Can we postpone this? |
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| Heero: Fine, I'll just crash in the sea and commit suicide. It's what I do best. |
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| Wing Gundam: *SPLASH / SINK* |
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| Zechs: I'll just tell the secret evil organization I work for all about your Gundam, then. |
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| Relena: Dad never spends time with me. Boohoo. So I'll just walk along the beach by myself and pout. |
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| Relena: And just to show how morbid I am, I'll go have a look at this dead boby that just washed up on shore. |
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| Heero: ACK! I'm in a nightmare and I can't get out! |
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| Relena: No, I'm real. |
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| Heero: That's worse. This must be an OZ plot to destroy me. |
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| Relena: I called an ambulance. You're hurt. |
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| Heero: I need a getaway. |
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| Ambulance: ... *SIREN* ... |
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| Heero: It's okay that ambulances make lots of noise. I'm not trying to be, you know, inconspicuous or anything. |
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| Relena: I'll just stand here alone and talk to myself then. |
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| Nun: We have a new student everyone. He has no family, appeared out of nowhere, hasn't paid any tutition and wants to join our class. Since none of that is suspicious, we let him enroll. |
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| Relena: *LIGHTBULB MOMENT* Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? |
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| Nun: As punishment for being late to class Heero, you can sit with Relena. |
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| Heero: Can I beat the erasers instead? |
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| Relena: Need help with homework since you missed the first day of class yesterday? |
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| Heero: No. |
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| Relena: In that case, want to come to my birthday party? |
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| Heero: HELL no. |
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| Relena: Here's the invitation anyways. |
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| Heero: Okay, do you just not get it? |
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| Invitation: * RIP * |
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| Relena: *SNIFFLES* You're so MEAN! |
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| Heero: I'm not mean. Just to prove it, I'm going to kill you, too. |
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| Relena: Okay, how about this - if you come to my birthday you can kill me. |
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| Heero: * STALKS OFF * |
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