I have a Mary Kay-Mobile.
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| Relena: I have a Mary Kay-Mobile. |
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| Pagan: Why do I have to drive this thing? |
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| Relena: Forgetting the color pink for a moment... I should probably figure out why Heero wants to kill me. |
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| Pagan: Because he hates you? |
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| Relena: No one hates me! |
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| 1x2x1 Fans: SNARL HISS GNASH |
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| Relena: Ooh, I think I know why! He's hiding a deep dark secret and I FIGURED IT OUT!!! ...what was it again? |
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| Pagan: Your schoolwork doesn't include Hardy Boy novels. |
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| Heero: This mission sucks. I need to destroy my Gundam before anything else happens to make this stupid nightmare worse. |
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| Zechs: Ha ha, can't catch me, I'm the Gundam Finder! |
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| Heero: This could be bad... |
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| Zechs: I should have brought my snorkel. |
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| Duo: Ooh, a pretty shiny Gundam. As if one weren't enough for anyone, I think I'll take this one and have TWO! |
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| Zechs: No!! MY GUNDAM! |
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| Duo: Actually, I have a weapon that works underwater, so I'm cooler, and I get it. |
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| Deathscythe: *SLASH* |
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| Zechs: Damn. |
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| Relena: My birthday sucks. I wonder where Heero is? |
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| Heero: Can't you just leave me alone? Go back to your party before your adopted parents call out a search warrant, damn it. |
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| Relena: Are you trying to kill yourself? |
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| Heero: After I kill you. |
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| Duo: *appearing at random* You're mean. *bang* |
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| Heero: I'M mean? Who just shot who?! |
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| Relena: Okay, I know Heero just tried to kill me, but - don't kill him, okay? Because I'm a pacifist and that would, you know, go against my beliefs. |
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| Duo: Someone has psychopathic issues. Freud would have a field day with you. Both of you, come to think of it. |
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| Heero: Okay, you're both insane. I'm just going to destroy my Gundam and end this right now. |
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| Duo: You can't - we still have 47 more episodes. |
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| Heero: *SCOWL, HITS BUTTON TO DESTROY BOTH GUNDAMS* |
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| Gundams: *EXPLODE* |
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| Duo: You bastard, you've destroyed my Gundam too! |
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| Heero: And this is the face that really cares. |
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| Heero: There are crazy teenagers blowing things up on a military base. You guys wouldn't be, like, dangerous or anything, would you? |
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| Duo: To make the plot more interesting, we aren't going to tell you. NYAH! |
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