Zechs: Hmm. I need some help fighting the Gundams. Bet my old girlfriend would love that job.

	Zechs: Time to blow this joint and go to Lake Victoria, baby. I'll go under the pretense of inspecting the troops. No one will suspect an ulterior motive from me!

	Noin: Hi I'm Obsessed! - I mean, I'm Lt. Noin. It's been three hundred, forty-two days, eighteen hours, twenty-six minutes and four, five, six, seven, eight seconds, nine, ten…since I last saw my hot man. Eleven…twelve…thirteen…OMG IS THAT HIS PLANE?!

	Zechs: Your troops look good. So do you, sexy.

	Noin: I do my best, sexy.

	Zechs: But just to make it seem like I'm here on business, I should probably scold you a bit. You're too attached to your men.

	Noin: …being attached to men is bad?

	Zechs: I'm a jealous boyfriend, baby.

	Noin: Oh. Wouldn't want that, would we?

	Bunkers: *EXPLODE*

	Noin: Is something burning?

	Zechs: I think we're being attacked. Not surprising, by the way, since there are Gundams on the loose. Did I forget to tell you that?

	Noin: Gundams?! ON MY BASE?? MY MEN!

	Zechs: So much for the previous conversation.

	Noin: That Gundam killed all my men!! I WANT REVENGE.

	Zechs: Revenge is a bad idea, hon.

	Noin: You are NOT one to talk.

	Zechs: Oh, yea. Forgot about that future plot twist.

	Noin: Prepare to die, Gundam!

	Wufei: WTF? It is a smear on my honor to fight a woman!

	Noin: …it's a smear on mine to fight a whiny, angst-y teenager!!

	Wufei: I AM NOT ANGST-Y! *destroys the rest of the mobile suits on the base*

	Noin: AHHHHHHHHH! Not fair, you were fighting me, not my unprepared men!!

	Wufei: Since when was war fair, weakling??

	Noin: This ended badly. I feel slighted and sulky.

	Zechs: Told you it was a bad idea.

	Noin: Oh, shut up. I want to fight the Gundams now.

	Zechs: You mean you want to join me secretly while pretending you're a part of this military organization?

	Noin: Oh yea, baby. When do we start?

	Quatre: Welcome friend Trowa! I live in a tent.

	Trowa: …come to think of it, so do I.

	Quatre: Really? This was fated, then! Let's make music together!

	Trowa: ...

	Duo: Dude, I TOLD you not to blow the Gundams up. Tons more episodes but noooooooo, you just have to try and end the series early.

	Heero: Shut up and hand me a wrench.

	Duo: So, since I'd rather you not hate me for life for shooting you in the leg, what if I just offer to help rebuild your Gundam and we'll call it even?

	Heero: No, I'd prefer to keep you at the top of my hit list.

	Duo: Fine, suit yourself.

	Heero: And while you sleep I'll dismantle your Gundam and steal all the parts, including the big screen TV you keep in there.

	Duo: YOU BASTARD!

	Heero: Mmm. WWF Smackdown!

	Treize: Know what I hate?

	Lady Une: Annoying little dogs? Dents in your BMW? Burnt spam?

	Treize: Pacifists.

	Lady Une: What a co-winky-dink! So do I!

	Treize: Time to kill the main one. Relena's father. She needs some trauma in her life.

	Lady Une: But isn't Heero Yuy enough?

	Treize: Just take care of it, would you? You're so good at being evil.

	Lady Une: Your wish is my command, oh sexy one of the bubble bath. *evil*

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