INFORMATION OVERLOAD.
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| Relena: INFORMATION OVERLOAD. |
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| Relena: Just to catch y'all up on the story, I'm ROYALTY! And...oh yea, dad was murdered by a secret evil organization. |
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| Relena's School Friends: Relena's father died! *whisper whisper* |
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| Relena's School Friends: OMG WE'RE SO SORRY RELENA. |
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| Relena: ... |
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| Relena: THAT didn't sound very sincere. |
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| Nun: We're going to have a party at a strict private Catholic school. Because yea, that's really normal. |
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| Relena: ll just dress up and be pretty and distraught and everyone will want to be ME! |
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| Relena's School Friends: *SWOON SIGH* OMG WE WANNA BE RELENA TOO! |
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| Relena: Where's Heero? |
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| Relena's School Friends: ...but there are other sexy guys here besides that creepy Heero! |
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| Relena: I DON't CARE I WANT HEERO. |
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| Heero: It's time for me to blow this joint. The nuns are starting to get suspicious. I'll leave just as soon as I hack their computers and update my fake account. |
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| Heero: And.........done! That was easy. Heero Yuy looks like the perfect little student instead of the evil little rebel who likes to blow things up. |
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| Heero: Time to escape! |
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| Relena: You can't escape; you have to dance with me first. |
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| Heero: What, is this punishment for creating a fake account? |
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| Relena: ...uh, no? |
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| Heero: For tricking the nuns? |
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| Relena: ...uh, no?? |
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| Heero: For not killing you sooner? |
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| Relena: YES! *grabs Heero onto the dance floor* |
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| Heero: I hate my life. |
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| Relena: Isn't this nice? I'm touching you! |
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| Heero: ACK, GERMS!! I need a disinfectant wipe! |
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| Lady Une: Time to get revenge on Relena for ruining my carefully laid plan in space. |
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| School: *EXPLODE* |
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| Relena: ACK!!!!!! Why does everyone want to kill me? I thought everyone LOVED me! |
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| Heero: Are you really this disillusioned?? |
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| Lady Une: PANIC! DISORDER! PAIN! DEATH!!! I love it. |
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| Relena: OMG WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE |
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| Heero: Damn. I should probably go get my Gundam and do something. I hate my good heart. Damn you Dr. J! |
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| Relena: OMG what is that huge gigantic object? |
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| Lady Une: Silly girl, it's a Gundam! We all want one. |
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| Relena: *lightbulb moment* ...you mean Heero pilots that thing? |
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| Heero: *destroying stuff* |
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| Lady Une: KILL DESTROY MAIM |
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| Random Things: *EXPLODE* |
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| Treize: Okay, that's enough, stop the attack. |
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| Lady Une: BUT BUT BUT OMG I'm about to kill them don't make me stop the attack! |
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| Treize: That's all lovely and everything, but Relena is sort of important to the plot line. |
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| Lady Une: SHE RUINED MY COMPACT OF DEATH PLAN! |
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| Treize: But she's Zechs' sister. |
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| Lady Une: OH yea. I hate him too, damn it. |
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| Treize: I'm sort of your commander... Are you going to do what I say or not? STOP THE FIGHT. |
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| Lady Une: Oh fine. *grumble hiss recalls troops* |
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| Heero: I'm WEAK. And sulky. I hate Relena. BUT I CAN'T KILL HER. ACK, ANGST!!! *leaves* |
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